Oh! If only my parents loved me enough to send me to such a lovely place when I was a child. If they did, then perhaps I would not have grown up to be a sacrilegious science-loving sissy. *sigh*
Who can come?
Landover Baptist Vacation Bible Camp is for anyone who finished Grade 3 up to those finished grade 6. Optional grade 7 for those who attended last year and failed to kill an endangered animal and memorize over 50 Bible verses.
What to Bring to Bible Camp?
King James Bible (1611 version)
Highlighter
Semi-Automatic Pistol
Revolver with Telescopic Lens
Plenty of Ammunition
Knives suitable for skinning
Cell Phone and Walkie Talkie
Fireworks
Tape Recorder
Hand Cuffs
One Change of Clothes
Money for Offering Plate
Rope
What to Leave At Home?
Notebook, Pens and Pencils
Secular Music
Sleeping Bag
PJ's
Soap and Shampoo
Swimsuit
Flashlight
Camera and Film
Stuffed Animals
Sunscreen
Insect Repellant
Rain Gear
Sissy Friends
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