Six Months of Abnormal Perversions

On January 1st, "Abnormal Perversions of a Sissy" passed the six month mark. That got me thinking about my experiences writing this blog and how it has grown.

Although the first few months didn't draw much traffic, it started to take off in the Fall. Now the blog now has over 120 entries, some 230 followers and has had more than 300,000 page views. All this through word of mouth only. If should be interesting to see what the growth will be like during the next six months.

Writing a blog has been fun and kind of interesting for me but there are some things about it that surprise me. Like what topics people really respond to. There have been some posts that I have written think "Wow! People are really going to like this" only to discover that pretty much nobody gives them a glance. While some other posts I expect to get a moderate response but the page hits go through the roof.

Yes, some of this is explainable while I am still scratching my head about others. I suspect that some of the older posts didn't get much traffic because the blog was only a month or two old and people only looked at more recent posts. I also suspect that some of the topics are not everyone's cup of tea. That is OK. I am pretty much only writing about my own kinks and am really not writing about others. Still, I can't help but think that some of the new readers would enjoy some of the earlier entries, if only they read them.

With this in mind, I would like to invite readers of my blog to revisit some of my favorite past posts.

Forced Femme Stories: "Slumber Party Nightmare"
"Slumber Party Nightmare" is such a great Forced Femme story that it is worth mentioning again. It is one of the best that I have read, in no small part, because it is so short. It presses many of my buttons, such as hypnosis, drug induced changes, and bimboism.

I just Figured It Out
One of my earliest attempts at doing a captioned image. It was inspired by Transvestite Faggotry Addict, which had gone dark (thankfully, Betty came to her senses and resume this delicious blog).

Make Mine Tiny and Limp!
This entry discusses how when I see beautiful t-gurls with tiny members, I get so envious and want to be just like them.

A-T-M
Another one of my earlier captions, dealing with hypnosis. This one was inspired by Deborah Ford's wonderful story, When You Awake.

Captions: Nancy's Treatments
With the overwhelming success of the post showing the Sissy Art by Davina, when I found more images from this artist I was sure that people would respond well to them if I added captions.

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If you have a favorite posting from this blog, I would love for you to tell us!

Being A Better Bimbo: Getting Started With Your "Bimbo Look"

In a recent post, I wrote a little about what it is to be a bimbo, at least according to what others think. Part of this is to always look your best. Another thing about being a bimbo is being seen as a bimbo. Put these things together and you’ll get what is often called the “bimbo look.”

As a bimbo, it is your place to look and act however your partner wants you to look and act. If they want you to be a giggly, strawberry blonde in pigtails then that is the look you should perfect. If they want you to be a silent, brooding, goth chic with straight, jet black hair in a tight lace mini-dress, well bring on the black eyeliner! 

But what about those bimbos who are unattached and don't have someone to tell them how to look? Well, that's easy - just copy what other bimbos do!

Take a good look at other bimbos, notice what they do and what kind of look they have. Are they doing the little girl thing? Do they more "trailer park" or more "high class call girl"?  "Stripper" or "Candy Striper?" "Goth" or "Sorority Girl?" "Fashionista" or "Fashion Victim?" Which of their looks do you like? What is it about each look that you like or don't like? Which looks do you think you'd be comfortable with? These are all really important things to think about when trying to decide which looks to experiment with.

Look at  some gossip and fashion magazines to see what the upscale bimbos are doing. Dance clubs are always super places to bimbo watch. Visit some online stores that sell club wear, such as Fredericks of Hollywood or Body Central to get ideas. Also, check out fetish websites, porn videos, and even hookers in red light districts to see what the sleazy girls are doing.

Keep in mind that what looks the best for Molly may not look the best for Nancy.  Most fresh-faced twenty year old girls with big boobs and a tiny waist can look great in almost anything but an older girl with a few extra pounds has fewer good options. If you have the figure of a guy then you have way more challenges... So what looks good on that cute bimbo dancing at the club might not look with you. You need to find your own personal "bimbo look." That's what the "Being A Better Bimbo" series is all about!

A lot depends on what you look like to begin with but there are some things that usually work out pretty well for the bimbo wannabe. When in doubt, try going with what seems like the most common stereotype for a bimbo. If you're not still sure then lean towards what seems to be the most cute or revealing - remember, a bimbo wants to make an impression!

Most sissies were raised as boys and so tend to think of wardrobe in terms of black, white, and grays. How dull and soooooo not bimbo. Bimbos want to be noticed. To get your little bimbo bod noticed, you need color. Sure, every girl needs a little black dress or two, but a bimbo's wardrobe should be filled with bright, noticeable colors.

Get Carole Jackson's Color Me Beautiful. This classic book is all about color - color in your wardrobe, color in the makeup, color to deal with specific figure problems. I recommend this book a real, real lot.

The group "Girls Aloud" Notice the colors!.

Victoria Beckham has a super terrific book called That Extra Half an Inch: Hair, Heels and Everything in Between. If anyone is an expert on how to dress like a bimbo, it's this ex-Spice Girl.

The Spice Girls. Victoria is on the far left.

Just keep in mind, girlie, that it isn’t any one thing that will make you look like a bimbo. It really is every little thing along with all the other little things. Plus, it is how you act, how you talk, and a super terrific attitude. So don’t worry too much about getting everything right the first time. And no matter how far you go with your Bimboization, you’ll always be able to go farther. The most important thing is that you keep going!

In future blog entries, we will go over specific super important stuff that every bimbo needs to know. Stuff like hair, makeup, nails, shoes, walking, talking, attitude, sex... Ya know, all the important stuff. If there are any things that you want me to cover, please leave a comment or send me an email at SarahStClaire at Yahoo dot com.

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Being A Better Bimbo: The Ultimate Bimbo

I was surfing through blogs this afternoon and came across a blog called "Insights Into A Bimbo's Mind". Miki, the author, is not a perv or sissy but a seemingly normal young lady from Malaysia who came to the realization that she wants to be a bimbo. Why? Here is what she wrote:

If you open your eyes, you will notice that while you are licking envelopes, signing deals, giving sales pitches, or trying desperately to get your team members to work with each other, at the same time, the ultimate bimbo is sipping pina colada by the pool, filing her nails staring into space, dreaming of what color curtains she should buy next. The ultimate bimbos have the life all girls dream of. Going for high teas once in a while, only to binge on the salads and fruits. And if you ooopss.. happen to over eat and gained a couple of pounds.. no problem… there is always the cold wraps from Marie Claire or the electrifying experience of an ultrasound treatment by Unisense. The ultimate bimbo only needs to worry about what to wear that day and not whether the project is making money or if the client likes your work. Oooo.. what a life.

How true!

Guys I'd Love To Nail Me: Jeffrey Donovan

Jeffrey Donovan! Whooo. This guy makes me want to drop to my knees, bury my head between his thighs and only come up for air when absolutely necessary!

Jeffrey Donovan stars in "Burn Notice" on the USA Network, where Jeffery plays a studly spy who was kicked out of the CIA for reasons unknown. The show is set in Miami and filmed in August each year, so there are plenty of opportunities for Jeffrey to take off his shirt. Hmmm!

So which lucky girl is Jeffrey banging? It is (or at least was) doing it with Ellen Muth, the actress who starred in the wonderfully quirky show "Dead Like Me."

Rita's Girly Place: It's Electric!

Here is a wonderfully sexy narrative of a girl making sure her man is taken care of. I was hooked long before I got to the part

I admired my look in the mirror as I uncapped my lipstick. Slowly winding up the bright red confection I was transfixed as I filled in my pouty lips making them up to cock sucking perfection. "Oh", I thought, "there will be cock sucking"!

Yummy!

Rita's Girly Place: It's Electric!



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Semen Therapy

It turns out that there is a website devoted to the practice of swallowing the ejaculation of a healthy man, three times a week or more, for the health benefits. This is called Semen Therapy.

Topics on this website include:

• What semen is.
• Doctors say ingesting healthy semen regularly is healthy.
• Semen is good for you.
• Helps with pregnancy.
• Prevent and treat cancer.
• Adding semen to your diet.
• Benefit from donating semen.
• Semen Therapy throughout history.
• Improving semen taste.
• Improving semen amount.
• Semen used as skin cream.

While I am no doctor, some of this sounds a bit half-baked. Prevent and treat cancer? Huh? But like I said, I am no doctor so who am I to say that ingesting jism won't prevent cancer? If it does prevent cancer, do I dare risk not having my three weekly doses or man juice?

Since ingesting semen three times a week is supposed to be good for you, I wonder if drinking a cum cocktail six times a week is twice as good...

Video: Prostate Milking with Estim and Anal Probe

This is so hot! My sissy tongue twitches when I see all that delicious cream ooze into that shot glass! I've never tried estims, but I really want to!

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