Cum Eating Instructions

Cooking With Cum - Semen Fondue

Cooking With Cum - Semen Fondue

Public Service Announcement: Just Swallow, Bitches!

Be Green: Swallow!

Splash!

There aren't too many things more fun 

than getting your face splashed with jism!

Except, of course, getting your face splashed with lots and lots of jism!

Dessert Anyone? How About A Creampie?

Cum Eating Magazine - Special Sissy Issue!

This is delicious! A special treat from the mind of Heathyr Diamond.

Cum Eating Magazine - Special Sissy Issue!

Semen Therapy

It turns out that there is a website devoted to the practice of swallowing the ejaculation of a healthy man, three times a week or more, for the health benefits. This is called Semen Therapy.

Topics on this website include:

• What semen is.
• Doctors say ingesting healthy semen regularly is healthy.
• Semen is good for you.
• Helps with pregnancy.
• Prevent and treat cancer.
• Adding semen to your diet.
• Benefit from donating semen.
• Semen Therapy throughout history.
• Improving semen taste.
• Improving semen amount.
• Semen used as skin cream.

While I am no doctor, some of this sounds a bit half-baked. Prevent and treat cancer? Huh? But like I said, I am no doctor so who am I to say that ingesting jism won't prevent cancer? If it does prevent cancer, do I dare risk not having my three weekly doses or man juice?

Since ingesting semen three times a week is supposed to be good for you, I wonder if drinking a cum cocktail six times a week is twice as good...

Haley Scott: Cum Lover

Here is a short, 5 minute video of Haley Scott orally servicing three guys. I really love the third when she drains each guy's deposit into a glass before having a drink.

Wonderful!


Haley Scott Cum Lover

Kelly Wells is an Anal Creampie Drinking Piglet

Kelly Wells is an Anal Creampie Drinking Piglet and I want to be her!

Drinking Cum Is Good For Sissies

 

Most women are wondering if cum can be eaten or swallowed. The truth is semen is not only safe to eat but actually good for the body, although contrary to what you've probably heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:

• Fructose sugar
• Water
• Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
• Citric acid 
• Calcium
• Magnesium
• Enzymes
• Protein
• Vitamin B12
• Zinc

 Wow! All that stuff is very healthy. Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Not unless you're gulping gallons of it each day - but I am willing to try!

Semen is an acquired taste, but a taste that many sissies should strive to adore. To improve the taste of the semen, people recommend eating pineapple or drinking pineapple juice to make cum sweeter. Citrus fruits and cranberry juice are also recommended, possibly because they make the body's pH more acidic, counteracting the alkalinity of semen that contributes to its "bleachy" quality. Any fruit or fruit juice high in sugar content, like apple, melon, mango, or grape, may increase the amount of sugars put out in your semen. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery have been recommended for sweeter semen as well, perhaps because of the chlorophyll in them.

Believe it or not, there is even a book available to help you prepare food with semen. It is called Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes. I haven't read the book but I'd love to try each and every recipe in it!

Here are some interesting factoids about the sissy's favorite fluid:

* The average volume of semen per ejaculation is about 1-2 teaspoons.
* The average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime is about 7200.
* The average number of times a man will ejaculate from masturbation is about 2000.
* The average total volume of lifetime ejaculate is 14 gallons.
* The average speed of ejaculation is 28mph.
* The average duration of orgasm is 4 seconds.
* The average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a man is anywhere from 40 million to 600 million.
* The distance a sperm travels to fertilize an egg is 3-4 inches.
* Sperm lifespan is 2.5 months from development to ejaculation.
* Sperm can live inside women for up to a week.
* Semen has a pH of 7 and is scientifically neutral.

Condom Fetishes

It kind of speaks for itself. Yummy!

 

A Sissy's Prostate Milking in Chastity

I need to get out the web cam and play this one out myself...