Clues that you may be a sissy

If you have any doubt whether you are a manly man's man or a simpering limp-wristed sissy, don't despair! The results of a multi-year, scientific study have been released that give you 15 important clues to your true nature:

If you  have ever spent more than an hour online looking for the prefect pair of Mary Janes...
you may be a Sissy

If you have more than one pair of pink tights...
you may be a Sissy

If you don’t consider yourself dressed with out a bow in your hair...
you may be a Sissy

If you have ever even considered taking a doll with you when You go out...
you may be a Sissy

If your  panties have more than 2 rows of lace on them...
you may be a Sissy

If you have more petticoats than any other piece of clothing...
you may be a Sissy

If you have ever worn more than 2 petticoats at one time...
you may be a Sissy

If you feel sad when you dress without a petticoat ...
you may be a Sissy

If you own a pink purse...
you may be a Sissy

If you own any piece of clothing or jewelry with the word “Sissy” on it...
you may be a Sissy 

If you smile when someone calls you a Sissy...
you may be a Sissy

If you have ever said or written the phrase  “I’m a Sissy”...
you may be a Sissy

If you watch “Toddlers and Tiaras “ for fashion advice ...
you may be a Sissy

If you hear someone say that no girl over the age of  7 would be caught dead in the dress you are  wearing, and that gives you a boner...
you may be a Sissy

If all you think about is frilly dresses, petticoats, lacy panties, Hair bows and patent leather shoes...
you may be a Sissy