Waist-to-Hip Ratio

According to Wikipedia, the Waist-to-Hip ratio is:

Waist-hip ratio or Waist-to-hip ratio (WHR) is the ratio of the circumference of the waist to that of the hips. It is calculated by measuring the smallest circumference of the natural waist, usually just above the belly button, and dividing by the hip circumference at its widest part of the buttocks or hip. The ratio is applied both to women and men.

 Recent research suggests that the lowest this ratio is, the more attractive the woman. In other words,women with curves are considered more attractive. Well, "duh." It took some sort of study with a bunch of Ph.D.s to figure out what every heterosexual teen boy knows instinctively.

As an aspiring, limp-wristed sissy fag, I want a tiny waist and a big ass. There some cosmetic surgeries available that will first do liposuction on your waist and then inject the fat that removed into your backside to give you more "junk in the trunk." I'd love to have that done!